Twenty funniest and most adorable John Green quotes
1. The best way to know when your asparagus is done is when...
My favorite part of daylight savings time is trying to get my son to go to sleep an hour earlier.
When you have to wear sort of too dark lipstick to the grocery store so you can hide the weird post makeout bruises that have formed on your lips.
Thoughts and stuff and things and words and rambling and bullets
- My plan was to go to a bar I like, read comics, have a drink or two and go home but...
Apparently I gained 5 pounds
So naturally we’re going out to brunch to smother my sorrow in hashbrowns.